14 Looks From Givenchy's Amazing New Men's Resort Collection

A whole line of clothing inspired by the Kim Kardashian couch meme. And personally, I can't wait to be mistaken for a three-seater sofa on my next beach vacation.

I can't get over how brilliant these clothes are. Ridiculous, but brilliant.

1. Couch.

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2. Couch with optional leather armrests.

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And LEGGINGS.

3. Couch with one of those creepy plastic covers.

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4. Hipster couch with camouflage accents.

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5. Couch with mismatched cushions.

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Let's all look forward to seeing Justin Bieber in a pair of these bizarre dropped-crotch pants. If you squint a little, it looks like there's a frog splayed across this model's groin.

6. Not a couch but let's just briefly consider the irony of a designer "favela chic" T-shirt.

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7. Army reservist couch.

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8. Army reservist couch déjà vu.

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9. Polar expedition army reservist couch.

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With sequins, because that's a good representation of the way glaciers sparkle in sunlight. Or, you know, because sequins.

10. Alternate polar expedition army reservist couch.

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(You know, in case someone else is wearing the first set of home furnishings.)

11. Post DADT-repeal army reservist couch.

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12. Don't even worry about this because Kanye West has pre-ordered it already.

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ESPECIALLY THE MANDALS.

13. And don't worry about this either, because Amanda Seyfried already wore it better.

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14. Also, some formalwear.

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STILL WITH MANDALS. Studded mandals.