1.
You're a grump to begin with, which makes meeting people difficult.
2.
When someone likes you, you scare them away just by being your normal jerky self.
3.
And when you have a crush you default to making fun of them, which is incredibly counterproductive.
4.
Your sarcasm level is always waaaaay higher than your date's, which can lead to a few misunderstandings.
5.
It's almost impossible for you to feign interest in people if you already know it's not going to work out.
6.
Your particular brand of honesty isn't well-received on first dates, or second dates, or ever.
7.
As in if someone asks you how they look and the correct answer is "shit," you'll say "shit" and that's bad.
8.
You've played the game where you see how much stuff you can lie about before your date notices.
10.
You've accidentally insulted more dates than you've purposefully complimented.
11.
You have no idea how to describe yourself on dating profiles.
12.
Your flirty texting game leaves a lot to be desired.
13.
Your friends don't want to set you up on dates anymore.
14.
You got into all of your dates wondering if this is the one who will finally throw a drink at you.
15.
You mean well, but you are completely incapable of conveying that you mean well.
16.
You wonder every day what your love life would be like if you had anything resembling a filter.
17.
But you also know that when you do find your love, they'll probably be just as wonderfully terrible as you.
