“Take a chill pill, br-” “NO!”
“No power in the ‘verse can stop me.”
Let’s just take a second and check in with ourselves.
Beautiful skin is waiting in your kitchen cabinet.
Because short-nailed people want to be pretty too.
“Everything you say in bed is going to show up in a poem.”
Welcome to college, prepare to be humiliated!
Let’s take it back to the barre.
Answer a Cumberbatch of questions and discover your true identity.
Nintendo has been around for way longer than you think.
Mirror, mirror, in this post: what’s the film you love the most?
And who am I? That’s one secret I’ll never tell.
It’s kind of awesome that someone paid that much attention.
Whole lotta bad guys be fallin’ to their deaths. Also spoiler alert?
Please, please seek Jesus.
Mani-cure your nail polish problems!
Sometimes you just are an extremely vengeful bunny.