Our sense of disbelief can only suspend so much.
Some are born into bad bitchness. Other have bad bitchness thrust upon them.
No one wants to end up with a mouthful of soap.
Good on you for snapping him up, Claire.
Who needs to go out when you can watch an ENTIRE show?
You actually have to know their names. No cheating!
Would you win or do you (probably, definitely) die?
If you want it, let’s do it!
Roll the dice and find out if you survive…
Unleash your sass on these captions.
For when you inevitably quit your job to make sick beats.
It’s Le-vi-OH-sa, not Le-vi-oh-SAH!
If E.L James can do it, so can you.
How astrologically literate are you?
“Stabby Rip Stab Stab” is not an option.
The Signs As A BuzzFeed Quiz.
It’s hard out here for a scorp.
Creepy Gun Prince. Captain Shoot Shoot. Cinnamon Roll of Death + Friends.
No sharks were harmed in the making of this post. Promise.