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Which Of These Guys Is The Fuckboy?

Six guys are checking you out. One of them is a fuckboy. Choose wisely.

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  1. Jake
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    Jake
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    Hunter
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    Hunter
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    Tristan
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    Tristan
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    Craig
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    Craig
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    Alan
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    Alan
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    Milo
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    Milo
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    Or is it...THE BARTENDER?
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    Or is it...THE BARTENDER?
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Which Of These Guys Is The Fuckboy?

You got: Not a fuckboy, just swole

Aw, Jake's not a fuckboy. Sure, he cares more about sweet gains and protein shakes than your average dude, but taking care of his body to an Olympian extent doesn't make him a bad person. Just a mildly unpleasant one. That bit with the "Jake Mahal" was a bit much though, I'll give you that.

Not a fuckboy, just swole
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You got: Not a fuckboy, just a brat

Hunter is a nightmare, but he's not a classic fuckboy. He throws his money around to impress people to make up for the fact that his mother never hugged him and his first love was for his au pair who also changed his diapers. There's a lot going on there. Leave it alone.

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You got: Tristan =/= Fuckboy

Uh, Tristan? Tristan? Trisstannnn! He CAN talk, he just thinks he can smolder you into submission instead. Seeing as a fuckboy has to actually DO something fuckboyish to earn the title, we'll check the box next to "maybe" and call it a day.

Tristan =/= Fuckboy
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You got: Just Craig

He's not a fuckboy. He's just really, really...Craig.

Just Craig
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You got: Found the fuckboy!

YOU FOUND HIM. Alan is a total fuckboy, thinking that buying you a $12 drink (which for a major coastal city isn't even that expensive) entitles him to talk at you, get your number, or waste your damn time. Shame on you, Alan. Shame!

Found the fuckboy!
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You got: Just a hipster, not a fuckboy

Milo is a hip piece of garbage, but he's not a fuckboy. He'll spend the rest of his life thinking he's better than you for liking Indie Progressive Ghost Rock and he has plenty of friends who will back him up — that's the thing about hipsters. They come in packs. Milo will find someone who verifies his every opinion to spend his life with; you can feel free to leave him alone.

Just a hipster, not a fuckboy
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You got: ????

IS the mysterious bartender a fuckboy? We just don't know.

????
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  1. So...who did you think was the fuckboy?

    Jake
    Hunter
    Tristan
    Craig
    Alan
    Milo
    The Bartender
    They all seem terrible tbh

Which Of These Guys Is The Fuckboy?

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So...who did you think was the fuckboy?
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    Jake
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    They all seem terrible tbh

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