3.
Don't be afraid to offer a little help:
4.
Give them the Patrick treatment:
7.
Say you're 9 years old:
8.
Don't fall for this excuse:
10.
Just say nothing — they're already embarrassing themselves:
12.
Use a little Photoshop magic:
13.
Show them the error of their ways:
14.
Bust out some Cat Facts:
15.
Get out of there as fast as you can:
18.
And if all else fails, bust out a "K"