First things first: press play on this and let the smooth stylings on 90s R&B girl band TLC soothe your troubled soul.
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that pretty much everyone...
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got the words to this song wrong.
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This guy is right. It's "don't go chasing waterfalls."
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But if you heard "Jason" you're not alone.
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Jason Waterfalls was a mystery to everyone.
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Where did he come from?
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What did he ever do to TLC?
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Was he personally involved with the band?
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If you're one of the many who heard "Jason Waterfalls," you may also be someone who heard "go go" instead of "don't go."
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But where is Jason going?
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If TLC is telling Jason to "go go," that's literally the opposite of telling him "don't go."
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So what is the truth?
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(The truth is that it was and remains to this day, "don't go chasing waterfalls," but we digress)
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Some people are shocked to learn the truth.
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Some people still don't know.
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Either way it's OK. What matters is that if you heard "Jason Waterfalls," you're not alone. Promise.