1. When payday comes and you treat yourself to a fancy new outfit.
2. When you're out in the club and there's loads of creeps about.
3. When you're stalking your crush's Instagram and accidentally like a 16-week-old photo.
4. When you've got a very important job interview and have to pretend you're a competent human.
5. When you check your bank balance after a heavy Friday night.
6. When someone asks to borrow your laptop but you can't remember when you last deleted your search history.
7. When you and your mate popped to the pub for "a couple of drinks", and five hours later...
8. When you're flicking through Tinder and accidentally swipe right on a family member.
9. When you turn up to work on time, not hungover, and wearing all the right clothes.
10. When your friend comes back from six months of travelling and has turned into a bit of a twat.
11. When you're scrolling through Facebook and find out one of your old school friends already has two kids.
12. When you start getting flashbacks to last night's office party.
13. When your parents are coming to visit and you have to pretend you're a functioning adult.
14. When you're 15 minutes into Netflix and chill and he gives you this look.
15. When this year's Halloween costume is totally on point.
16. When an elderly relative asks what you're going to do with your life.
17. When you turn up to a lecture still drunk from the night before and find out it's been cancelled anyway.
18. When you compare your Instagram photos to how you look IRL.
19. When you get food on the way home from a night out and it's the best decision you've ever made.
20. When you've been stuck on the phone to your parents for an hour and your mum won't shut up about the new curtains in the living room.
21. When you remember who you got with last night.
22. When you're at a house party and that one dick starts playing "Wonderwall".
23. When someone Snapchats you a surprise dick pic.
