1. It is among the cutest of fruits.
2. You can add some lime, salt, and chile powder for a truly perfect snack.
3. It comes with its own bowl.
4. Its juice is good and good for you.
5. Hippos approve highly of watermelons, and when was the last time a hippo was wrong?
6. There is a well-documented, ongoing love affair between watermelon and cats.
7. If it's good enough for Björk, it's certainly good enough for you.
8. It's ideal for frozen treats like popsicles.
9. And it lends itself pretty well to boozy summer drinks, if you're into that sort of thing.
10. ...Including WATERMELON SLICE JELL-O SHOTS.
11. It's very fashionable.
