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27 Little Things All People Obsessed With Makeup Are Guilty Of

Contour my life.

1. Lining up all your lipsticks by color, just to see 'em looking all pretty 'n shit.

2. Organizing and reorganizing your entire makeup collection because it's actually FUN for you.

3. Wanting to be friends with someone based on their eyeliner skills alone.

4. Shedding real tears whenever a beloved product gets discontinued.

5. "Trying out" a new makeup look at home before showing it off in public.

6. Putting on a full face of makeup just to sit at home and do nothing.

Sundays are for sweatpants and lip tars.

7. Seriously considering stabbing anyone who says "but you look prettier without makeup!" with a mascara wand.

8. Having to shut someone down for bringing up the old "makeup is for insecure people" argument.

9. Donning a face mask as a very sacred weekly ritual.

10. Having no idea who some new pop star is, but considering Michelle Phan, Kandee Johnson, and Jeffree Star household names.

11. Spending way too much time watching makeup haul videos.

12. Waiting (im)patiently for a new collection you're excited about so you can buy it the second it drops.

13. Having no time for ignorant fools who ask why you own several red lipsticks.

14. Being genuinely confused by people who don't realize it takes at least six products and real skill to achieve a "natural look."

15. "Playing" with makeup while bored.

16. Totally forgetting what your face looks like without a single trace of makeup.

17. Looking back on your past makeup looks in absolute horror.

18. Holding very definite and strong opinions on eyeliner formulas.

19. Never judging people who don't wear any makeup, contrary to popular internet belief.

20. Wearing contour to a beach or pool.

21. Losing an entire day wandering inside a Sephora or an Ulta.

22. People-watching by thinking how you'd perfect strangers' makeup looks.

23. Audibly gasping over makeup product design.

24. Admitting that even you don't know what all your makeup brushes are actually for.

25. Buying multiples of the same product in case it ever sells out.

26. Realizing your bag is filled with lipsticks you've forgotten you had in there.

27. Changing up your makeup with the seasons.

YAY FOR MAKEUP!