As you may have heard, Jeremy Clarkson's been in the news recently.
Busy day in the office for the team .. here's #Clarkson as Rocky http://t.co/pJ9t9dsp74
And needless to say, the internet has been very busy.
Remake of a classic film! #jeremyclarkson #BringBackClarkson #fracas #fracasgate #TopGear
Some wanted to remember him in earlier, happier days.
Like back when he was a teenage girl.
Who'd have thought this sweet young girl would grow up to be such a troublemaker #FRACAS #TopGear
This excellent point was made.
Just realised... if Clarkson has hit a BBC Producer then he's literally done an Alan Partridge
leaked footage of Clarkson #fracas surfaces @davidschneider
Some people were extremely unforgiving.
The BBC is wrong to suspend Clarkson from Top Gear. They should suspend him from a lamp-post.
Even Guardian columnists seemed a bit punchier than usual.
Hell of an intro, @zoesqwilliams http://t.co/XKMbPaiiEh
There was a reminder that Britain is still riven by class war.
Deep puzzlement from Chipping Norton, where striking a servant is barely remarkable.
And serious thoughts on what should come next should Top Gear be axed.
They should replace Top Gear with a show about cars.
Would there need to be a whole new team?
Not sure about the new Top Gear team.
I remain unconvinced by the new #TopGear team.
New #TopGear line-up revealed.
new Top Gear team shaping up nicely
Good as that meme was, it was no #WhatClarksonDidNext...
#WhatClarksonDidNext ask REALLY nicely for his job back!
.@ThePoke With Clarkson sacked and in hiding, the Stig gets the lead role. #WhatClarksonDidNext
via @HopelessSurfer " #WhatClarksonDidNext " New series April1st, ;) #countryfile
#WhatClarksonDidNext @ThePoke Bizarrely opts to marry Kanye
A dark future was foreseen for the host.
By day two of the scandal, people were even designing fashion items.
Everyone prayed this wouldn't happen.
If anyone at PMQs asks a question about Jeremy Clarkson, it is time to abandon the well-intentioned but failed experiment that was democracy
Of course Piers Morgan took no time expressing his glee.
My current ITV deal allows me to work for the BBC too. And drive cars. #justsaying
Imagine.
If this happens, anything can happen: #TopGear
We still have no idea what really happened, of course.
First footage of the Top Gear fracas has leaked I see
Still, let's save the last word for his co-host.
Save Clarkson? Save empty cardboard boxes and off-cuts of string. They're far more useful.