1. A toaster that does everything for you.
2. A beer-of-the-month club subscription.
3. A pizza cutter/fork.
4. A plant!
5. A simple yet solid vacuum cleaner.
6. Or screw simple and get a Roomba.
7. A nice corkscrew/bottle opener.
8. Actual physical photos.
9. Home decor that isn't Christmas lights.
10. Glasses that aren't plastic.
11. A subscription to a magazine or newspaper that won't be sent to your college mailbox.
12. Custom business cards.
13. An Amtrak gift certificate.
14. A pasta pot with a strainer lid.
15. An Audible.com subscription.
16. A sharp blazer.
17. A slow-cooker.
18. Cute, functional speakers.
19. A lei made of money.
20. A knife block.
21. A desk organizer to keep all your new grown-up tasks straight.
22. A fancy siphon coffee maker.
23. Coasters.
24. This shirt for when you want to be honest.
25. This shirt for when it all gets to be too much.
26. The knowledge that everything is going to turn out okay.
And in the meantime:
