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People stay cool this way.
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You can actually see the performers onstage.
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Instead of craning your neck at the back.
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You can eat like this.
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You can drink mojitos.
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Rather than beer (?) from an unwashed tube.
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Couples can relax in the sun.
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Without fear of bumping helmets.
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The scariest thing you'll encounter is this.
14.
You have a cabin with a gorgeous view and a bed to pass out in.
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Instead of having to use the parking lot.
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There are honest-to-God bathrooms.
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In fact, the bathrooms look like this.
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The baby will have a pleasant time.
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Instead of getting heat stroke in the hot Indio sun.
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You get to chill with the performers...
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...who are legitimately chill.
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You can hang out with these happy people.
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And you never have to lay eyes on any of these people again.
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The only random nudity you're likely to encounter is the blow-up doll variety.