3. “Follow Me” Tattoo Tights
These are the only garment you will ever need.
5. Fail Whale Necklace
Is it just me or has it been a pleasantly long time since we’ve seen this guy?
7. Facebook Like Rubber Stamp
You can like everything in your whole house now.
8. Facebook Chucks
If you <3 Mark Zuckerberg and Chuck Taylors and have $119 lying around, these are the shoes for you.
10. “I’m Famous On Facebook” Baby Bib
Oh yeah? Then why do you have to tell us, huh, baby?! Get it here.
11. Like/ Dislike Cufflinks
Just one more voice in the “WE NEED A DISLIKE BUTTON” chorus.
15. Pinterest Cookies
Buy them here (they have a ton of other social networks as well, if you happen to prefer Google+).
20. Social Media Nesting Dolls
These seem like a metaphor of some kind, but for what I do not know.
- Mullah Omar, the Taliban's reclusive leader, died more than two years ago, Afghan officials say. The Taliban hasn't commented.
- Officials released new footage proving Sandra Bland was "alive and well" when her mugshot was taken. The release aims to counter social media rumors that she was deceased in the photo.
- Michel Platini, the current UEFA president, will be a candidate in the 2016 FIFA election to replace Sepp Blatter ⚽️