3. “Follow Me” Tattoo Tights
These are the only garment you will ever need.
5. Fail Whale Necklace
Is it just me or has it been a pleasantly long time since we’ve seen this guy?
7. Facebook Like Rubber Stamp
You can like everything in your whole house now.
8. Facebook Chucks
If you <3 Mark Zuckerberg and Chuck Taylors and have $119 lying around, these are the shoes for you.
10. “I’m Famous On Facebook” Baby Bib
Oh yeah? Then why do you have to tell us, huh, baby?! Get it here.
11. Like/ Dislike Cufflinks
Just one more voice in the “WE NEED A DISLIKE BUTTON” chorus.
15. Pinterest Cookies
Buy them here (they have a ton of other social networks as well, if you happen to prefer Google+).
20. Social Media Nesting Dolls
These seem like a metaphor of some kind, but for what I do not know.