Actually, you should totally craft with condoms if they’re going to be this adorable. Check out Condom Cuties for more.
You could start a feminist post-wave band with this flute.
6. Real Dead Moths
Found via the dearly departed Regretsy, the premiere destination for three years of all the magic and horror that Etsy had to offer. It will be missed, and you can still check out the archives.
7. Real Dead Bees
Before you recoil in horror or sadness, you’ll be glad to know this one died “of natural causes.”
8. PBR Cans
Unless you’re just showing off your semi-ironic love, in which case, craft away.
13. Toilet Paper
Novelty embroidered toilet paper is, in fact, a Thing.
15. Actual Blood
At least (?) it’s cow blood. Human blood would probably cost more than $25.
16. Unicorn Meat
This product is billed as “magic unicorn bacon” (the description goes on to reveal that it is not, in fact, made of actual unicorn, but marketing is everything).
Unless you’re a murderer.
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