1. Because it’s pay day.
Pay day and end of the world tomorrow.. hopefully I haven’t worked for a month for nothing.— siobhandaniellâœŒ
End of the world falls on pay day! Well that’s just typical!— Alex Slann
Of course the world would chose to end on my pay day. At least I won’t die broke— K
2. Because it’s Friday.
Sucks the world’s gotta end tomorrow…on a Friday. Why can’t it end on a Monday or something, a day where nobody cares??— Antonio Ellzey
The world ends on a Friday… End of a week… Ain’t that just perfect timing.— Garcia L. Josephus
3. Because these people have appointments.
The world can’t end tomorrow! I have a dentist appointment on Saturday! hahaha— Ekai
the world can’t end tomorrow because I have a mani pedi appointment on the 22nd :(— twisted theory â–²
the world can’t end tommorrow bc my dog has a vet appointment— Dirty Paradise
4. Because the Royal Baby hasn’t been born.
The world can’t end on Friday, we have to wait for the Royal Baby. Look at William and Kate saving the world with their love for each other— Chloe
5. Because this person hears Daft Punk has a show in the future.
The world can’t end I hear daft punk is headlining Coachella ðŸ˜ðŸ‘— Cesar Gomez
6. Because of weed.
The world can’t end cuz weed exists so why would it end— PUFFY COMB$ JR.
7. Because these people still haven’t met One Direction.
End of the world? Wait.. Not yet! I need to meet One Direction first— Lyssa â¤ — HORAN âœ¿
I haven’t met all of Directioners; much less One Direction. The world cannot end. I refuse to let it. I will stop Satan myself.— Single Pringle
but, the world can’t end tomorrow because i still haven’t fucked a member of one direction.— âˆ†â€ Samantha Hallâ€ âˆ†
I don’t want to let the world end i still want to meet one direction and getting a follow of them :’( and to marry them :D— DireÂ©tioneÂ®
8. Or Justin Bieber.
Justin bieber still not following me so tomorrow the end of the world is cancelled.— I â„“ÏƒÎ½Ñ” Ñ”Î½Ñ”ÑÑƒÏƒÎ·Ñ” â™š
The world can’t end before I meet Justin Bieber. Oh, and before I can totally make my parents proud of me. Yeah, so just wait mother earth— BeliebersIndonesia
It’s not the end of the world, trust me. I still have to meet Justin Bieber.— Allyssa â™¥á´¶á´® â€
9. Or both.
The world can’t end, I haven’t married a member of 1D / Justin Bieber yet. Slow down - I’m still working on it!!!— Stefi Ziall
10. Because it’s almost Christmas.
The world can’t end yet because….. IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS!— Lee-Ann Liebenberg
The world can’t end, I’ve bought Christmas presents.— Occasionally Gags
the world can’t end I got new shoes for Christmas— Â¿melanie?
The world can’t end today! I’ve been waiting all year for Christmas ham!— Gypsy
Why does the world have to end tomorrow why can’t it end after Christmas ughhhhh.— Grace Young
11. Because these people have never been kissed :(
But the world can’t end tonight I’ve never even been kissed.— Melissa
Come on, the world can’t end. I’ve never been kissed, okay!— yvan eht nioj
12. Because these people have never been laid.
The world can’t end tomorrow… I’m still a virgin!— Carlo
I can’t die a virgin!! The world can’t end tomorrow….:(— Ayoo!
The world can’t end yet! I’m still a virgin. :)))))))))))— PALO â¤
13. Because the new season of “Honey Boo Boo” hasn’t started yet.
The world can’t end yet. New Honey Boo Boo doesn’t start til January.— Rachel Panther
The new season of honey boo boo comes out in January. The world better not end cause I can’t miss that shit!— Katie Braun
I don’t care. The world can’t end because I’m gonna be very upset if I don’t get to watch the new season of Honey boo boo. There. I said it.— Faith
14. Because these people haven’t gotten their driver’s licenses.
The world can’t end Friday because I haven’t even gotten my driver license..— Cynthiaâ™¡
No wait. Jk. The world can’t end. I don’t get my license until January.— Destiny Rodriguez
15. Because she has to finish her life’s work.
THE WORLD CAN’T END GUYS. I haven’t finished making a unicorn onesie for my cat. So gods postponing the end of the world for me. #Calm— jaz.
16. Because he hasn’t achieved his hopes and dreams.
The world can’t end now! I ain’t get a chance to had a wife n kids and stuff ðŸ˜ªðŸ˜£ðŸ˜’— âœˆN0 PRESSUREâœˆ
- The final four remaining Oregon wildlife refuge occupiers have surrendered to the FBI, ending a 40-day protest.
- Southern California Gas said the massive natural gas leak that forced thousands of residents from their homes is now under control.
- Time for Democratic presidential debate number six: Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders will face each other in Wisconsin tonight 🇺🇸