1.
Babies should not be used to hit on people.
2.
Or to make fun of others.
3.
Don't call attention to your baby's bodily functions.
7.
Although not quite as over and done as "Fifty Shades of Grey."
9.
Don't make fun of the fact that your baby was recently born.
10.
Don't advertise the details of your baby's conception.
11.
Do not purchase clothes that condone under-under-underage drinking.
12.
Or over-age drinking.
13.
Remember: your baby is not kale, nor is it quinoa.
14.
Avoid anything that smacks of incest.
16.
Baby perfume. Don't do it.
