What exactly is wrong with bangs? Some people look better with them.

Oh no. A dress code. They must be a horrible company. I don't think any of these are really that unreasonable.

So they are in favor of a high face-to-bang ratio?

These seem a bit over-zealous, but I fully support the no gauges whatsoever rule. I wish that was a law.

What is a gauge and why are they so forbidden?

They have some chrome-plated balls for a company that sells gold lame leotards and velour jumpsuits.

“Males should not wear make-up.”
Thanks American Apparel, for underlining the boundaries of gender differences… with make-up. Don't know if I, or the general public, could handle another man in make-up.  But, a crotch shot of a lackluster gal in a g-string leotard… now that's digestible. And totally hetero.
No mixed messages there!