• 1. Edward Prefers Cougars

    (via Regretsy)

  • 2. Edward’N’Bella Vegan Friendly Lipgloss

    (via Etsy

  • 3. New Moon Book Purse!

    (via Etsy

  • 4. “I’m Just A Bella Looking For My Edward” Wall Decal

    (via Etsy)

  • 5. Twilight Cupcake Toppers

    (via Etsy

  • 6. “You Are My Life Now” Converse sneakers

    (via Regretsy)

  • 7. Edward Underwear

    (via Scott)

  • 8. “Future Twilight Fan” onesie

    (via CafePress)

  • 9. Sparkling Dildo (Freezer Safe!)

    (via Me, embarrassingly)

  • 10. Twilight Lunchbox and Thermos

    This might or might not have been given to me as a 25th birthday present. (Via Hot Topic)

  • 11. Edward/Bella Makeout Shirt for Weird Doll

    (via Etsy)

  • 12. “Unique” Twilight Quote Flip Camera

    (via CafePress)

  • 13. i LoVe yOu moRe tHan VAMPIRES bipolar card with envelope

    (That is the actual title. via Etsy)

  • 14. Alarming “I Wish My Daddy Sparkler” Onesie

    (via Etsy)

  • 15. Bella and Edward iPod cover

    (via Etsy)

  • 16. Werewolf Throw Pillow (Heyyy, Team Jacob)

    (via Etsy)

  • 17. Team Jacob Vamp-a-licious Makeup Kit

    (Via Etsy)

  • 18. Golden New Moon Soap Set

    (via Etsy)

  • 19. “Bite Me” Temporary Tattoo

    (via Etsy)

  • 20. New Moon Mousepad

    (via Etsy

  • 21. “I Love Guys Who Sparkle” Bow

    (via Etsy)

  • 22. Dog Onesie

    (via CafePress)

  • 23. New Moon Solidarity Bracelets

    (via Hot Topic)

  • 24. Apple And Chess Bookends (for a “fun prim look”)

    (Via Etsy)

  • 25. Team Edward Tote Bag

    (via CafePress)

  • 26. Vegetarian Vampire Apron

    (Via CafePress)

  • 27. “I Drive Like A Cullen” Car Decal

    (via Etsy)

  • 28. Vampire Pun Necklace

    (via Etsy)

  • 29. More Edward Underwear

    (via Etsy

  • 30. Twilight Wreath Ornament (just in time for the Holidays!)

    (via Etsy)

  • 31. Edward Cullen Sock Zombie

    (via Etsy

  • 32. Lion and Lamb Shadow Box

    (via Etsy)

  • 33. Cullen “Carrie” Necklace

    (via Etsy)

  • 34. Bella Christmas Stocking

    (via Etsy)

  • 35. The Worst Onsie

    If you haven’t read the last book, don’t even ask. (via Etsy)