
Twilight Dildo
There is actually a sparkling ice dick available for purchase, if you have $40 and a lifetime of sexual repression. It even “retains cold temperature” for “authentic experience” (because Edward Cullen’s penis is freezing! Oh god, why do I know that? I’m sorry, Dad, if you’re reading this.) Anyway, The Vamp, have at it.
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