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Twilight Dildo
There is actually a sparkling ice dick available for purchase, if you have $40 and a lifetime of sexual repression. It even “retains cold temperature” for “authentic experience” (because Edward Cullen's penis is freezing! Oh god, why do I know that? I'm sorry, Dad, if you're reading this.) Anyway, The Vamp, have at it.
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oh my god…. this makes me incredibly ashamed to be a fan….. x_x
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i think i'll save my 40$ and just screw a popsicle.
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This is freakin' hilarious.
And more proof of how Harry Potter is better.
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So I guess I'm going to spend all day trying to think of other movie-themed dildos, then.
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As long as it keeps twilight fans from actually breeding…
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I tried to find a matching werewolf dildo to no avail, but I did find out that when you type “Werewolf Dildo” into google images this picture comes up twice on the first page … so that's weird.
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Amanda! Twilight's subtext is about abstinence! There is no Edward Cullen peen!
They should really be selling Twilight chastity belts…
