13 Halloween Costumes For People Who Are Too Tired To Try

Let someone else be the life of the party. You're tired; you just worry about showing up.

1. Princess Aurora From Sleeping Beauty

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With this costume, it's actually expected of you to sleep. And you'll look like royalty doing it. So find the comfiest spot you can at the party (maybe a bedroom, if no one's making out in there?) and get some well-deserved shut-eye.

2. Rip Van Winkle

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This dude's a haggard old man, so you could probably get a little shifty and grab some beers and just sit in the corner. People will probaby expect that of you. There is some potential that you'll have to explain your costume to a few people, but whatever. If you don't feel like talking you could always just fall asleep. For like, 20 years.

3. Peter From While You Were Sleeping

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A hot guy in a coma? Perfect. This could even be a couple's costume, especially if you're kind of a douche and want your girlfriend to dote on you and bring you drinks all night. It's not your fault, it's the costume!

4. Ophelia

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Are you the introverted type who is often shy at parties, but also really tired? This costume is perfect for you, because you won't have to be in the same room as anyone, or do anything at all. Just head straight for the bathroom and lay in the bathtub all night. So relaxing! Maybe even throw some erratic behavior in there once in a while. What's more to say? It's artistic, it's beautiful...it's Ophelia.

5. This Sculpture

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Just be this sculpture.

6. Bernie From Weekend at Bernie's

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Now this is luxury: having two other guys carry you around and do everything for you.

7. Samara From The Ring

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This may take a little more energy than most of the other costumes on this list, but hey, you won't have to talk to anyone (especially if you're covered in dirt), and you could just crawl around the whole time if you'd like to. Plus, if you buy a really long wig, you can put all the hair in front of your face, and take a few naps if you want, and no one would know, because sitting still and looking creepy is just typical Samara.

8. Jack And Rose From Titanic (Waiting For A Lifeboat)

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Decorate a large piece of cardboard for the door, throw on some life vests and handcuffs (for Jack), and liberally apply hair gel and sea salt (to look like ice) into your hair. You'll probably take up quite a bit of space, especially seeing as how Jack couldn't fit on the damn door, but at least neither of you will be expending any energy! That is indeed a win!

9. A Puppy With Narcolepsy

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So simple that it's almost a cop-out, and is certainly weird. Just dress like a dog and lay down. Your friends will probably hate it.

10. Laura Palmer From Twin Peaks

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Another use for the ol' sea salt and hair gel. If you play this part well enough, you may get the best sleep of your life– or at least the best sleep you've ever gotten in a public setting, while also wrapped in a big sheet of plastic.

11. Stoop Kid From Hey Arnold!

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Stoop Kid does do a lot of yelling, but he also never gets up from his seat. Part of the costume is that you must stay sitting. At least that's what you can tell yourself.

12. Woody from Toy Story, But Andy's Always In The Room

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It's kind of a trade-off: you'll have to wear a silly costume, but you can literally lie motionless for as long as you decide Andy's still in the room.

13. A Pile Of Trash

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Move along! Just a pile of trash sitting on the floor. Nothing to see here.