Everything tastes better at 3 a.m.
Please, please, please, let me get this quiz right this time.
Can’t decide on a spooky classic? No need to scream! This two-question quiz will tell you.
You might just learn something about yourself. Like that you’re a bot. You never know.
Yes, it’s octopuses and not octopi. I promise.
GHHH I’M JUST SO FUCKING MAD THAT I MADE A BUNCH OF GIFS ABOUT IT! (Warning: flashing images!)
A banana that is meat is not yet ripe.
Halloween is, by far, the least scary thing about this season.
The scariest story of all begins with a reply-all.
Play the emoji memory game!
These artists really appreciate a good bust.
It’s OK if that cat hates you.
If only these were on the Starbucks secret menu for fall.
It’s never going to just be a simple shopping trip.
Jerry’s Modern Life would have been amazing.
My son wants to go on his first date. I will only let him go if his date passes this quiz.
Spoiler: It was a really rough time in Gonzo’s life.
Public speaking just doesn’t come easy to some people.
For those who have experienced a migraine, these illustrations are probably only the beginning.