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    How To Beat Up Anybody By The World Champion Judah Friedlander

    How To Beat Up Anybody: An Instructional And Inspirational Karate Book By The World Champion, a book by Judah Friedlander. "Finally a Karate book that prepares you for real-life dangerous situations! This book includes chapters on how to beat up Bigfoot, how to beat up someone with one arm, how to beat up someone with three arms, and how to beat up someone on a unicycle. Plus how to beat up street gangs, attackers with weapons, ninjas, dinosaurs, and gangs of street ninjas with weapons riding on dinosaurs!" I'm sold, I've been looking for a good way to effectively combat dinosaurs.

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