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How close in distance do you want to be to your in-laws?

Most people scream in pain, but you moan with joy when those pesky, little kid bricks get smushed under your toes on \*accident\*.

Stepping on legos turns you on

You forgot to poke holes in the FedEx box but you’ll tell your kid that he’s having fun off in Bangkok.

You accidentally killed your kid’s Flat Stanley

You’re still a speed demon despite being the designated neighborhood school carpool parent and the judge’s affinity for your lemon bars is the only reason you’re not behind bars.

You bake your way out of hundreds of speeding tickets

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