Stop Everything And Take The Ultimate Poo Quiz
Today is a day for building! You are focused and determined. You set small goals because you know by small and simple means are great things brought to pass!
Can I be frank? This day is going to suck. Don't make any big plans because they will get fucked up.
It's smooooth sailing for you, my friend. At work, with friends, and in the love game you pretty much couldn't fuck this up if you tried. Mission statement for today: GO FOR IT.
You are keeping it together and approaching the culmination of some long-term goals. You may not realize this now, but you will be stepping into that light at the end of the tunnel very soon.
When you realized how much you had to get done today you almost went running back to bed. Don't worry. Stay calm, take lots of deep breaths, and push on through because this too shall pass.
Today the friends you normally depend on will seem to be nowhere in sight. Sorry, cutie, you will have to get through on your own. Don't worry, this isn't a bad thing. You will rediscover the strength and insight that have always been deep inside of you.
This is not a day to make major, important, life-altering decisions. Today is your day to run away from responsibility and just have fun. Keep things light and simple. Don't overthink, just enjoy.
Big test today? No problem. Closing a high-pressure deal? Piece of cake. You literally CAN'T mess up today, so enjoy it while it lasts.
You might want to go back to bed right now. Seriously bruh. This day is going to suck. Better luck tomorrow. Also, you should eat more fiber because...damn.