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Answer Nine Questions And We'll Give You An Old-Timey Phrase That Describes Your Love Life

Let's settle the score on how swell you are at making whoopee.

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  1. How many dating apps do you have on your phone?
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    No apps for me!
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    One to five
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    Six or seven
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    Pretty much every one that exists
  2. How do you meet people?
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    Volunteering
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    Walking into Kohl's and yelling "WHO WANTS TO MATE"
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    Playing pinochle
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    Leaning against a street lamp jutting my hip out
  3. What's your favorite date movie?
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    <i>His Girl Friday</i>
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    <i>John Carter</i>
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    <i>The Bee Movie</i>
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    <i>Intolerance</i>
  4. How often do you paint the town red?
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    Usually once or twice a weekend
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    Every damn night
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    Only on Wednesday afternoons
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    Never
  5. What's the most important thing you look for in a partner?
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    Financial stability
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    A sense of humor
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    A pulse
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    Emotional baggage
  6. What's usually the first thing you notice about your date?
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    Their laugh
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    Their smile
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    How many times they blink per minute
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    Their systolic blood pressure
  7. How do you pick up your date?
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    In a Chevy Malibu
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    In a Mercedes
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    On a bus
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    I just jog over to their house
  8. What do you call this?

    Getty
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    Holding hands
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    Making a hand-glove
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    Fingering
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    Palm touching
  9. What do you call this kind of kissing?

    New Line Cinema
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    French kissing
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    Making out
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    The ol' wiggle-waggle
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    Sucking out the demons

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