Happy Father's Day From 3,000 Miles Away
Sorry I'm too broke for anything but a $4.00 card and a free BuzzFeed post.
Another year of your Father's Day consisting of a long distance phone call and a Hallmark card that writes, "I'm sorry I couldn't spend today with you. I miss you and love you!" Even though you're daughterless on a day that you shouldn't be, I want you to know that you are constantly in my thoughts. You have given me so much to be thankful for. Happy Father's Day! I'm sorry I couldn't spend today with you. I miss you and love you!