"Ultimate Dog Tease" Video May Soon Be A Feature Film

Believe it. Paramount is currently in talks with two ex-"Seinfeld" writers to turn the YouTube hit -- with almost 94 millions views, by the way -- into a full-length comedy. Best idea, worst idea, or best-worst idea in the history of movies?

I really hope the movie is more than an hour and a half of a dog begging his owner for food.