1.
The "Back In My Day..." Email
2.
The "Future Is Now" Email
3.
The "Remember Our Generation Gap?" Email
4.
The "Video Games Have Ruined Everything" Email
6.
The Accidentally Racist Joke Email
7.
The Not-so-accidentally Racist Email
8.
Instructions On How To Get On The "Do Not Call" List
11.
The "You Kids And Your Cell Phones" Email
12.
The Email That Has Been Forwarded Too Many Times
13.
The "WTF, Social Security" Email
14.
The "This Email Will Brighten Your Day" Email
15.
The "Yikes, This 'Joke' Is Offensive To Many Different Types Of People" Email
16.
The "Can You Believe This Photo?" Email
18.
Jokes About Doctor's Appointments
19.
Jokes About Golf AND Doctor's Appointments
20.
Emails With Subject Lines That You Will Never, Ever Click
21.
Emails That Warn You About Other Email Forwards
22.
Forwards That Require You To Go To Another Website (With Weird Instructions)
23.
Forwards That Require You To Download An Attachment (That You Almost Never Actually Download)
24.
Emails Urging America To "Wake Up"
25.
Emails That Complain About Outsourcing
26.
Jokes About Old People
27.
Jokes About Old People And Technology
28.
Emails That Test Your Intelligence
29.
Email Forwards That Somehow Insult You
32.
"Men Are Like ___" Emails
33.
"God Is Like ____" Emails
34.
Emails About Your Health
35.
Emails About Your Diet
40.
Emails Written Entirely In Papyrus Font
41.
Emails About How Much Your Grandparents Love The Internet
42.
Emails About How Much Your Grandparents Love Mitt Romney
Now make sure you forward this on to 25 friends or you'll have bad luck for the next 15 years.