Madonna killen the superbowl her show is soo fresh. Wowoowowowowowoowowowowowow!
— Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) February 6, 2012
NYers are all celebrating the Giants victory. Everyone else will just have to crawl into bed, hide under the covers and have sex!
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) February 6, 2012
Belichick always looks like his girlfriend broke up with him & he's spent the last several months masturbating.
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) February 6, 2012
"I'll throw it into your hands, then you drop it!" -Tom Brady #superbowl
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) February 6, 2012
Super Bowl commercials recap: Clint Eastwood for Chrysler. Very powerful. Chills.
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) February 6, 2012
Halftime was a pretty elaborate Activia commercial.
— Fred Savage (@thefredsavage) February 6, 2012
G Men prevail! Learned to love them on my father's knee! I was 19, but still...
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) February 6, 2012
Madonna had the best Half-time performance of all time !! Everyone on that stage killed it! @nickiminaj @MIAuniverse @CeeLo
— iamdiddy (@iamdiddy) February 6, 2012
That's classic pass interference!
— Official Wanda Sykes (@iamwandasykes) February 6, 2012
All the women in this room are screaming!#putBradyonhisass one more play... #GoBigBlue
— Star Jones (@StarJonesEsq) February 6, 2012
More like The VaGiants. Just kidding I don't even think that.
— gabe liedman (@gabeliedman) February 6, 2012
We had our chances. Congrats Giants. Heart broken. The Yankees suck.
— Michael Chiklis (@MichaelChiklis) February 6, 2012
I called it!!!!!!!! Giants by 4. Thank you NY.
— Donny Osmond (@donnyosmond) February 6, 2012
Did I actually just see Matthew Broderick do a car commercial?
— Bret Easton Ellis (@BretEastonEllis) February 6, 2012
Matthew Broderick doing a car commercial? Omg
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) February 6, 2012
Madonna and I finally have something in common - neither of us has sung at the #Superbowl
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 6, 2012
Yuk. Just put it away Madonna. Seriously. #Superbowl
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 6, 2012
#Tucking is the new #Tebowing.#FallonLiveAfterGame twitter.com/jimmyfallon/st…
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) February 6, 2012
"Madonna was fucking great!No way is she too old.She's still got it!" -- Brett Favre #SuperBowl
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) February 6, 2012
Thinking Madonna's boots were Givenchy. Trying to find out for sure. I need those!!!They were sick!!!
— Giuliana Rancic (@GiulianaRancic) February 6, 2012
And the winner is ......Clint Eastwood ! Maybe the best commercial in history.
— Billy Ray Cyrus (@billyraycyrus) February 6, 2012
Madonna did a fantastic job on the Super Bowl Half Tiime show!!She is amazing!!!Great job!!!!Loved it!!!!!
— Reba McEntire (@reba) February 6, 2012
reason #1 to watch this game..Bend it like Beckham...jeez, was that human????
— Kirstie Alley (@kirstiealley) February 6, 2012
The Giants season should inspire u! It's not how u start! It's how u finish! #AnyGivenSunday Victory can be Yours! #LEGGOOO
— BILL BELLAMY (@BILLBELLAMY) February 6, 2012
Yessssss @LMFAO was in the hoooouuuuuuse toniiiiight! lol!
— The Real Paula Abdul (@PaulaAbdul) February 6, 2012
Madonna was ok but that Hernandez touchdown was the REAL show stopper!
— David Wain (@davidwain) February 6, 2012
Regis killed!
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) February 6, 2012
Wow. Great game. Madonna just took love performance to the NEXT level!!
— Fred Durst (@freddurst) February 6, 2012
This is so intense!!!! And here's a empty water bottle that Hilary from @ladyantebellum drank!!! #superbowllockerz.com/s/181162885
— Joel McHale (@joelmchale) February 6, 2012
Dear Super Bowl Commercials: I already have a car. What I DON'T have is access to more DARK KNIGHT footage. Sell me some of THAT, please.
— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) February 6, 2012
Devastated for Tom and the boys. They brought us to the bowl 5 times and took home 3. Hats off to the Giants. Crazy great game. Love The NFL
— Michael Chiklis (@MichaelChiklis) February 6, 2012
. @torianddean is lying in my arms watching the game. She asks me if the Packers are the favorites to win?? LMAO. How adorable.
— Dean McDermott (@Deanracer) February 6, 2012
Love Kelly Clarkson, thought she killed it..My all time favorite Idol winner..Damn, Madonna still looks hot! A lot going on, LMFAO highlight
— Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra) February 6, 2012
Madonna kicked ass 4 gays kabbalists and Botox
— Roseanne Barr (@TheRealRoseanne) February 6, 2012
— Toccara Jones (@iamTOCCARA) February 6, 2012
Ok wait the rescue doggy Bud Light one was pretty amazing too! I love #weego but my rescue Bambi is the cutest!
— Tinsley Mortimer (@TinsleyMortimer) February 6, 2012
Battleship!!!
— Fred Savage (@thefredsavage) February 6, 2012
First joke yet asking why the Dowager Countess from #DowntonAbbey is appearing at Halftime?
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) February 6, 2012
Damn that Winston Churchill for identifying Clint Eastwood as Cliff! :) Ad included every platitude except 'my bad!'
— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) February 6, 2012
Lady Gaga should do the halftime show in 35 years.
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) February 6, 2012
what are they playing right now? @ladygaga on the edge of glory. interesting.
— Sandra Bernhard (@SandraBernhard) February 6, 2012
Nothing I have watching musically has made my heart pump with so much joy then Madonna's performance #thesuperbowlfucking amazing!
— Kelly Osbourne (@MissKellyO) February 6, 2012
If you win the million you could pay for 10% of that commercial.
— Ethan Suplee (@EthanSuplee) February 6, 2012
Did I miss “Ray of Light†or was it cut from the set list? #SuperBowl 46 ads are in 2battles, btw the car ads &... sulia.com/c/super-bowl-c…
— Alex McCord (@mccordalex) February 6, 2012
Fun at the Super Bowl! twitter.com/JessicaSimpson…
— Jessica Simpson (@JessicaSimpson) February 6, 2012
Favorite commercial so far? ...Beckham....but my baby @eddiejudgecould have done it better.
— Tamra Barney (@TamraBarney) February 6, 2012
Dear NFL Halftime Show, you're fired. Enter... Tom Petty, Neil Diamond, etc. c'mon.
— Stephen Colletti (@StephenColletti) February 6, 2012
At her #SuperBowl halftime show, Madonna will give us a sneak preview of Lady Gaga's halftime show in 2032.
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) February 3, 2012
#superbowl The one. The only. CLINT!!!
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) February 6, 2012
Madonna was amazing!!!!!!! Perfection!!
— Kris Jenner (@KrisJenner) February 6, 2012
Is Clint Eastwood running for president? Of Detroit? #halftime
— rob corddry (@robcorddry) February 6, 2012
That M.I.A. person is pretty hardcore. I heard after she gave America the finger, she stole all of our milk and called us "lame-o's."
— mileskahn (@mileskahn) February 6, 2012
Thanks for flipping the finger M.I.A...now next year the halftime performers will be The Beach Boys and Wayne Newton....
— Loni Love (@LoniLove) February 6, 2012
I understand Giselle defending Tom Brady, but I thought her saying, "I want Gilbert Gottfried's cock" was inappropriate.
— Gilbert Gottfried (@RealGilbert) February 6, 2012
Wes Welker and his mustache are leaving football to go play for the 1970s Pittsburgh Pirates.
— John Mulaney (@mulaney) February 6, 2012
Flavor Flav,, says !! Thank you NFLnetwork for recognizing me thisevening on your network,!!!Thanx Pepsi cola!!
— William J. Drayton(@FlavorFlav) February 6, 2012
Ceelo looks like a sparkling Reeses wrapper..
— Jay Pharoah (@JayPharoah) February 6, 2012
#PatriotsLockerRoomPlaylist "I Really Wish We Didn't Just Lose the Super Bowl" - Bob Dylan
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) February 6, 2012
#PatriotsLockerRoomPlaylist "Cheeseburger in Paradise" - Jimmy Buffett (I'd be surprised if many of the team members are vegans)
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) February 6, 2012
#PatriotsLockerRoomPlaylist "Torn" - Natalie Imbruglia (everyone likes that song)
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) February 6, 2012
Wasn't that cute in the Brotherhood of Man NBC ad when Chelsea Handler looked up from her cell like she couldn't be bothered to play along?
— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) February 6, 2012
Best Commercial: #Detroit
— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) February 6, 2012
The superbowl is basically an eating orgy with football in the background.
— Bethenny Frankel (@Bethenny) February 6, 2012
Congrat's to the Giants for an awesome win....I can hear New Yorkers celebrating in the streets...pretty cool!!
— Giada De Laurentiis (@GDeLaurentiis) February 6, 2012
Doesn't get better than that game. Go Giants!! twitter.com/LoBosworth/sta…
— Lo Bosworth (@LoBosworth) February 6, 2012
Was Skeletor @madonna inspiration tonight? yfrog.com/h0okvocqj
— The Misshapes (@THEMISSHAPES) February 6, 2012
THE NEW JERSEY GIANTS WIN! THE NEW JERSEY GIANTS WIN!
— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) February 6, 2012
It's official. ALL products clearly cause spontaneous street parties. #lifeaccording2commercials
— Jim Rash (@RashisTVUgly) February 6, 2012
Go sport ball! Game time! Yelling & outfits! Beer! You guys bad! We good! Sports yelling! Colors! #sports
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 5, 2012
Half time Madonna!!WORLD PEACE!??!Hilarious!But ditch the high heels next time!
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) February 6, 2012
Who's going to the Giants parade tomorrow?
— Michael Sorrentino (@ItsTheSituation) February 6, 2012
"@THEMISSHAPES: Was Skeletor @madonna inspiration tonight? yfrog.com/h0okvocqj" bwahahahaha!!!
— Charlese Antoinette (@Chaythegr8) February 6, 2012
Turn in your mustache, Welker.
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) February 6, 2012