1. Sarah Michelle Gellar thanked fans of Buffy.
It was cute.
3. Chris Pratt took a photo of Anna Faris.
4. Christina Aguilera’s boobs made an appearance.
5. Ellen tried to steal Justin Timberlake’s award.
7. Robert Downey Jr., Norman Reedus, and Allison Williams took a selfie.
9. Sandra Bullock made this face.
10. Beth Behrs sang (and Kat Dennings didn’t really have time for that shit).
11. Queen Latifah won for best new talk show host.
12. Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev sat next to each other.
13. And then THIS happened:
15. Heidi Klum wore Brad Paisley’s hat.
16. Kaley Cuoco kissed her brand-new husband Ryan Sweeting.
19. The Big Bang Theory won for the billionth time.
20. Another sharknado almost occurred.
21. Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy won for The Heat.
23. And Beth Behrs and Kat Dennings reveled in a hosting job well done.
- Iraqi forces have launched an offensive to take back ISIS-held Fallujah. About 50,000 civilians are trapped in the city.
- Yep. Marco Rubio said he's sorry for implying Donald Trump has a small penis.
- Chad's ex-ruler Hissene Habre has been convicted of crimes against humanity in a groundbreaking trial in Senegal.