1. Their opening monologue:
2. Tina's moustache.
3. Amy's teeth.
4. THIS.
5. How they called out James Cameron for being a terrible person:
6. And how they called out Glenn Close for "having too much to drink":
7. How they made Daniel Day Lewis admit that he kind of looks like E.T.:
8. This.
9. How they posed during the category they were both nominated for:
10. How Tina and Amy showed up after they both lost to Lena Dunham.
11. Amy's reaction after Bill Clinton showed up:
12. The adorable way in which they insulted George Clooney
13. What's inside of their bags:
14. Tina's critique of James Franco as an Oscars host:
