2. Take at hit at 1
3. Pizza Bagels at 2
4. Watching “Mighty Ducks” at 3
5. Surfing Reddit at 4
6. Funny memes at 5
7. And so on…
And for reference, the real thing:
- Let the Brexit countdown begin: Prime Minister Theresa May has invoked Article 50. Britain is set to leave the EU by 2019.
- The US House of Representatives voted to undo landmark internet privacy rules that protect your sensitive information 💻
- Companies like Nestle, Ben & Jerry's, and General Mills say they'll keep fighting carbon pollution despite Trump's climate change executive order.
- Two UN investigators' bodies were found in a shallow grave after they went missing in the Democratic Republic of Congo.