2. Take at hit at 1
3. Pizza Bagels at 2
4. Watching “Mighty Ducks” at 3
5. Surfing Reddit at 4
6. Funny memes at 5
7. And so on…
And for reference, the real thing:
- Criticized previously for not forcefully speaking out, Donald Trump condemned anti-Semitism after bomb threats were reported at 11 Jewish centers.
- President Trump has named H.R. McMaster as his new national security adviser, replacing Michael Flynn who resigned last week.
- Milo Yiannopoulos's book has been canceled after he was accused of defending pedophilia.
- West Elm pulled the Peggy Couch from its site after years of scathing customer reviews and complaints of buttons popping off 🙈