2. Take at hit at 1
3. Pizza Bagels at 2
4. Watching “Mighty Ducks” at 3
5. Surfing Reddit at 4
6. Funny memes at 5
7. And so on…
And for reference, the real thing:
- The Clinton campaign is trying to stop television stations from running a pro-Trump ad featuring Michelle Obama.
- A federal jury cleared the leaders of an Oregon standoff. The militia group took over a wildlife refuge last January.
- An airplane carrying Republican VP candidate Mike Pence skidded off the runway at New York City's LaGuardia airport. No one was injured.
- RIP — Vine says it's discontinuing its mobile app, effectively ending the 6-second video service 💀