2. Take at hit at 1
3. Pizza Bagels at 2
4. Watching “Mighty Ducks” at 3
5. Surfing Reddit at 4
6. Funny memes at 5
7. And so on…
And for reference, the real thing:
- Hidden from public view, there's a parallel legal universe that empowers corporations to bend countries to their will, an investigation reveals.
- Mexican music legend Juan Gabriel has died at 66. The singer was known for his mariachi tunes and ballads on love and heartbreak.
- Beyoncé slayed her "Lemonade" performance at the MTV VMAs Sunday night 👸🐝