1. This SEXY opening shot:
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2. The opening line of the song:
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3. Little Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney.
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4. The list of things her "friends are big on" that includes tennis, the Cheesecake Factory, and, of course: bible study.
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5. It also includes birthday parties, Valentino, and church on Sundays.
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6. Michael Jackson:
7. This wink:
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8. Every time Kris gets on the treadmil and dances.
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Clearly the inspiration for OK Go's viral video.
9. OJ Simpson:
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10. This hot tub shot.
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11. The appearance of her hairdresser (who is rumored to be the actual father of Khloe Kardashian).
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12. When Kris popped out of a bed.
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13. Kris in the kitchen.
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14. Proof that Kris Jenner actually sang this song.
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15. How Randy Newman wrote the music and her three young daughters wrote the words.
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16. and finally, OJ again.
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