What’s the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Floss and brush my teeth, then meditate. And I'm not trying to be funny with that answer.
When you walk into a bar, what do you typically order?
Soda water. Man, if my first answer didn't make me sound like a sissy...
What's the one word you are guilty of using too often?
What is the last thing you searched for on Google?
Someone I was listening to on Howard Stern and wanted to know what they look like (and I'm not saying who, because it would embarrass me).
Who is the last person that called or texted you?
The epic producer, Sam Macaroni.
What's the wallpaper on your phone and/or computer?
I picture I took from the top of a hike near my house.
What was the last awkward situation you were in and how did you handle it?
I was peeing into a bottle and someone came running up to talk to me. I stopped, screwed the cap back on, and answered the guy's questions.
What is your TV guilty pleasure?
The First 48.
What's the first CD you bought?
It may have been Live After Death by Iron Maiden, not sure.
And what music are you currently listening to?
What is the one food you cannot resist?
A baked corn snack from England called Pickled Onion flavored Monster Munch.
What movie makes you laugh the most?
I laughed a lot during the first half of Ted 2.
What toppings do you like on your pizza?
What drives you absolutely crazy?
People grabbing and twisting my nipples. I don't recommend it.
What was your first online screen name?
What’s the last thing you copied & pasted on your phone?
What’s your favorite cuss word?
What's your favorite emoji?
I don't use them.
Pick one: Kittens or puppies?
New York or Los Angeles?
Twitter or Instagram?
Bacon or Nutella?
Britney or Christina?
Coffee or tea?
NSYNC or BSB?
2am or 2pm?
Beyonce or Rihanna?
Netflix and chill or just Netflix?
Netflix and chill.
Hannah Montana or Lizzie McGuire?
I actually don't care.
And finally: tell us a secret.
I regularly pee into bottles while driving my car, if you see me on the road, my penis may be plainly visible to you.
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