Thanks to the lovely fans who brought us these face shirts. We're wearing them. instagr.am/p/IJTmiGDvNE/
— taylorswift13 (@taylorswift13) March 14, 2012
Is there an app that'll alert me if a car's going to hit me while I'm texting across a busy street?
— Dane Cook (@danecook) March 14, 2012
Just ate at the Waffle House! Its really hard to eat healthy out here in Atlanta!
— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) March 14, 2012
Just tripped in public! Is there anything better???
— Busy Philipps (@Busyphilipps25) March 14, 2012
A dolla make me holla!!!! Can I get a toot toot? Can I get a beep beep?
— Perez Hilton (@PerezHilton) March 14, 2012
Wow...crazy how something happens out of nowhere (perfect timing) 2 confirm what you've been feeling about someone/something #ideservebetter
— Brooke Hogan (@MizzHogan) March 14, 2012
— Brooke Hogan (@MizzHogan) March 14, 2012
Twitter nation. #iDESERVEBETTER RT!!??
— Brooke Hogan (@MizzHogan) March 14, 2012
Downtown Abbey is lush, gripping, emotional. Everything television can be. And should be. There's really no excuse.
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) March 14, 2012
“@soldoutmanatee: @RobLowe then you'd probably like downton abbey tooâ€Yeah, blame it on the spellcheck.
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) March 14, 2012
This is a pic of my snare head from that night instagr.am/p/IJFpdztWJh/
— Travis Barker (@travisbarker) March 14, 2012
The whole family went to cirque du soleil and was spellbound and joyous. Dancing out of the circus tent! What brilliance!
— Goldie Hawn (@goldiehawn) March 14, 2012
I loved spending time with @howardstern. He's smart fun sexy and great company. I'd do it again anyday !
— Elle Macpherson (@ellemacpherson) March 14, 2012
It's a mans world. Period.
— Bree Olson (@BreeOlson) March 14, 2012
I don't mind that it's a mans world. I am a supporter of traditional gender roles.
— Bree Olson (@BreeOlson) March 14, 2012
So for those wondering when it's no longer "too soon" to joke about burning down the WH? It's 200 years
— Chuck Todd (@chucktodd) March 14, 2012
You'd think someone with a vegetable garden wouldn't press charges against a nude sunbather who likes free vegetables
— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) March 14, 2012
I'm in Miami, and look who found me!?!instagr.am/p/IKeYu3FjQd/
— solange knowles (@solangeknowles) March 14, 2012
Guys, it's not St. Patrick's day. Only dummies think it is.
— taran killam (@TaranKillam) March 14, 2012
Vacations are a great way to spend thousands of dollars to stare at your phone in exotic locations.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) March 14, 2012
Customs officials like to stamp your passport like they're Judge Judy pounding her gavel at a plaintiff who didn't wear a tie.
— Cheyenne Jackson (@cheyennejackson) March 14, 2012
"Don't Mess With Texas."What if Texas is having a heart attack.DON'T MESS WITH THEM!!!!(and they are because of all the fat).
— T.J. Miller (@nottjmiller) March 14, 2012
Alright looks like I'm going to buy hunger games to read before I see the movie
— Audrina Patridge (@AudrinaPatridge) March 14, 2012
I'm killing at South by Southwest.yfrog.com/esv62gxaj
— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) March 14, 2012
There are few feelings, in my career, as rewarding as telling a crew of about 150 people that we will be employed together for another year!
— Donnie Wahlberg (@DonnieWahlberg) March 14, 2012
I am #humbled!
— Donnie Wahlberg (@DonnieWahlberg) March 14, 2012
No Rat in the basement. Means its in the wall. Ugh!
— lisa rinna (@lisarinna) March 14, 2012
An advisor whispers into Romney's ear, "It's time to attack Murphy Brown."
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 14, 2012
Note to Newt Gingrich:Losing means we like you less. Not more.
— Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks) March 14, 2012
@nodoubt I know how I'm gonna celebrate!By making music today with @TonyKanal @TomDumontND @AdrianYoungND twitter.com/gwenstefani/st…
— Gwen Stefani (@gwenstefani) March 14, 2012