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What Should Selena Gomez And The Weeknd's Couple Name Be?

Brangelina. Bennifer. Seleeknd?

Last night at the Met Ball Selena Gomez and The Weeknd made their red carpet ~debut~ as a couple.

And we all turned into human versions of the heart eyes emoji.

But then we realized that they didn't have one of those mashed up couple names, like every other famous relationship in the world had, NAY, needed.

The people shouted, "What are we supposed to call them?" I overheard screams of, "Who the hell are we supposed to ship?!?"

I'm here to tell you that we have a few options, reader, that we need you to weigh in on.

Help us name Selena + The Weeknd's relationship.

1. Seleeknd

Selena Gomez + The Weeknd

The most obvious choice of the bunch, yet grammatically egregious.

2. Weekena

Selena Gomez + The Weeknd

Kind of mixed up version of the first that kind of sounds like a summer camp.

3. Abelena

Selena Gomez + Abel Tesfaye

The Weeknd's real name is Abel, in case you didn't know.

4. Selabel

Selena Gomez + Abel Tesfaye

Same idea as the previous name, but with a hint of pharmaceutical drugs.

5. Weelena

Selena Gomez + The Weeknd

Now I'm just going crazy with name ideas, but it kind of rolls off the tongue?

6. The Seleeknd

Selena Gomez + The Weeknd

By far the most ridiculous of the bunch.