49 Questions About ONE Of Kim Kardashians Outfits
Sorry Kim, but I just can’t comprehend.
2. What’s going on here?
3. Why is this happening?
4. Who let Kim out of the house like this?
5. Was it Khloe?
6. Was it Kourtney?
7. Was it Kris?
8. Was it Kylie?
9. Was it Kendall?
10. Was it — dare I say — KANYE?
11. Did Kanye set Kim up?
12. He would never though right?????
13. Was it Scott?
14. Was it Jonathan Cheban?
15. Was it Bruce?
16. DID BRUCE DO THIS?
17. Was it a stylist without any experience?
18. A stylist with a lot of experience?
19. …that is about to be fired?
20. Will Anna Wintour see this and regret putting them on the cover of Vogue?
21. Doesn’t she know that fashion is about taking risks?
22. Will she even ever see this?
23. What’s the inspiration for this piece?
24. Was it “two glowing orbs?”
25. How does her chest glow with the light of a thousand suns?
26. Is it having to do with childbirth?
27. “That motherly glow”?
28. Is North West herself an angel?
29. An angel with the power to give Kim a healthy glow?
30. Is it even natural?
31. Is it the vampire facials?
32. Or all of that tanning?
33. How can her chest look that way?
34. Is it the angle?
35. It’s not the angle?!
36. Is boob tape is involved in this?
37. And if so, how much?
38. Because it… seems like a lot?
39. Maybe a stylist went overboard with the tape?
40. In every direction?
41. Is Kim going to be mad about this?
42. Is Kanye?
43. Um, do I see nipple?
44. Or is that a nipple shadow?
45. Can you have a nipple shadow?
46. Why is this even happening?
47. What is even happening?
48. WHY’D YOU DO IT TO US, KIM?