“He’s moved into her life – and a little too easily, too. I think her family is watching him closely.” — People
"Jen is currently on tour with Enrique Iglesias, and Casper is the head choreographer of her show in which he also dances. ... This isn’t Jen’s first tour and she has been feeling more like Casper’s babysitter than girlfriend. Casper likes to hang out and party with the other dancers and that just isn’t Jen’s scene." — Radar
"Jennifer is the kind of girl who doesn't like to be alone. Until she finds a replacement, I think, he's around." — People
"Casper will most likely be sent packing when the tour ends in Miami. Jen admits that she fell for Casper and that he was exactly what she needed at the time to help get over her painful split with Marc, but she is just ready to move on now." — Radar
“Kristen hasn’t showered or changed or washed her hair in several days,” the insider reveals. “She is laying around in her T-shirt and shorts and eating ice cream. She really wants to believe that she can win back Rob, but I think deep down she knows that isn’t the case.”
Legendary whiner and British citizen Morrissey is not enjoying the olympics. He published a statement on his website:
I am unable to watch the Olympics due to the blustering jingoism that drenches the event. Has England ever been quite so foul with patriotism? The "dazzling royals" have, quite naturally, hi-jacked the Olympics for their own empirical needs, and no oppositional voice is allowed in the free press. It is lethal to witness. As London is suddenly promoted as a super-wealth brand, the England outside London shivers beneath cutbacks, tight circumstances and economic disasters. Meanwhile the British media present 24-hour coverage of the "dazzling royals", laughing as they lavishly spend, as if such coverage is certain to make British society feel fully whole. In 2012, the British public is evidently assumed to be undersized pigmies, scarcely able to formulate thought.
• Jennifer Aniston forgot to wear a bra, has "fripples".
• Does Ryan Gosling have man cleavage or is he just ripped?
• Brigitte Nielsen was photographed drunk and falling over in a park. Somebody, please alert Dr. Drew!
• Joining Courtney Stodden and hubby Doug on season 2 of VH1 series Couples Therapy will be Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen, of Real Housewives Of New York fame. I use the word "fame" loosely. At least Simon is real.
• Mark Wahlberg has slapped his name on a protein complex called "Marked", for all you juice-heads and beefcakes out there.
• Sharon Osbourne is rumored to be quitting America's Got Talent after her son Jack was cut from the NBC series Stars Earn Stripes after he revealed his recent diagnosis of multiple sclerosis.
• Nick Jonas really, really wants to be a judge on the new season of American Idol.
• Speaking of Idol, let Steven Tyler explain why he signed on as a judge in the first place: “I just wanted to sit next to J.Lo and Randy [Jackson]. I never watched Idol.” Actually, that explains a lot.
• Khloe Kardashian is one of six people being considered for a spot in the judges table on X Factor. What is this, reality show judge-wrangling season?
• The Congress of Aboriginla Peoples are pretty pissed off at Justin Bieber. In the latest edition of Rolling Stone, he said the following: "I’m actually part Indian, think Inuit or something? I’m enough per cent that in Canada I can get free gas." A rep explains, "That’s a term that our people in Canada have been moving away from for years."
• Yikes, after Matt Lauer used the term "Indian giver" on the Today Show this morning, it sounds like he might be hearing from the same group as the Biebs did.
• Alexander Skarsgard went to see the Total Recall reboot all by himself this weekend. Women of America, where the hell were you?
• Project Runway's Nina Garcia has absolutely no idea how much the average American's paycheck is. Rich people, am I right?
• Azealia Banks and Kreayshawn have kissed, made up, and are probably going to collaborate on some music soon. A collab between the two could be good, or it could be really, really bad.
• The Wanted strike a pose for Glamour magazine.
• Thomas Lennon will appear on the new season of How I Met Your Mother as the man Victoria left at the altar for Ted.
• Young Buck (formerly of G-Unit) checked into prison today. He's serving an 18-month sentence for gun possession.
• You probably won't be able to vote for Roseanne Barr for President of the US, even if you wanted to.
• Here's another image from the set of The Carrie Diaries — aka that Sex And The City prequel nobody wanted but we got anyway.
• Oh, and Jessica Simpson is said to have lost 35 pounds.