Just got bit by some mutant ant
— Skrillex(@Skrillex) March 30, 2012
Game of Thrones is coming!! Game of Thrones is coming!!! (me doing freaky Elaine-style "excited" dance).
— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) March 30, 2012
Congrats to all the seniors getting their acceptance letters this week. The future is yours. Keep dreaming.
— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) March 30, 2012
January Jones has been eating her own placenta. Does this mean that her next dental cleaning will be done by an OB/GYN?
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) March 30, 2012
did you know that 90% of the world's rice goes into the sushi at whole foods
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) March 30, 2012
PARTY FACT: My skin, hair, and hands smell like puke, blood, and sour bacteria.
— ANDREW WK (@AndrewWK) March 30, 2012
— Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) March 30, 2012
Someone brought up a good point. I have no idea what to call my SPN followers. I guess you creative types should come up with something.
— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) March 30, 2012
You guys are funny as hell and whip smart.I did a coin toss.I prefer Garth Vaders, coin said Qualla Bears.
— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) March 30, 2012
These are all good. Challenge to you fandom. Check my the responses and pick a name. Garth Vaders, Qualla Bears, Thinions. All awesome!
— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) March 30, 2012
Im not sure about Quallowers. Its sound a little like swalloers and I dont if thats the road we wanna head down...so to speak.
— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) March 30, 2012
Its the first one I heard that made me laugh. Garth Vaders it is!
— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) March 30, 2012
Just wanna say, this whole fandom thing is so cool and so unexpected, but I really dig it. I love my Garth Vaders. Thanks for having me!
— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) March 30, 2012
Night, #GarthVaders ! Ive seen a chunk of tomorrow's episode. You are seriously in for a treat .Garth's new friend is gonna become a fave.
— DJ Qualls (@TheOnlyDJQualls) March 30, 2012
Fun times !instagr.am/p/IuUA0rqFc7/
— reggie watts (@reggiewatts) March 30, 2012
The worst candy has to be those bouillon cube cubes.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) March 30, 2012
Hey, Justified: TOO MANY BAD GUYS!!!
— todd levin (@toddlevin) March 30, 2012
The Tooth Fairy Is Real!
— Tom Green (@tomgreenlive) March 30, 2012
Just found out @TheRock is The Tooth Fairy!
— Tom Green (@tomgreenlive) March 30, 2012
Unicorn glitter is all over the place!
— KhloéKardashianOdom (@KhloeKardashian) March 30, 2012
Wooooop Woooooop !!!!Juggalos !!!!Thank you #Grateful #50yrs#love4thePeople
— MC HAMMER (@MCHammer) March 30, 2012
@RashisTVUgly @alisonbrie @joelmchale Ooh! Can I be the side of jam?! Who am I kidding of COURSE I'm the side of jam! #BackOffBrie!
— yvette nicole brown (@yvettenbrown) March 30, 2012
I am not okay with whatever this CHILD is doing with his fingers in this J. Crew catalog. instagr.am/p/IyJZn7zN_Z/
— Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri) March 30, 2012
I am not stoned. Not now. Not ever. My eyes are chronically bloodshot.
— Selma Blair (@SelmaBlair) March 30, 2012
Half the time when I meet people I want to click "skip intro."
— Andy Borowitz (@BorowitzReport) March 30, 2012
God use me as a instrument for the entire world to hear & enjoy
— Timbaland (@Timbaland) March 30, 2012
Oh I'm just watching Meatballs 'cause I feel like bustin' a nut to some 1970's chicks.
— Steve Agee (@steveagee) March 30, 2012
On this tour we've been watching Game of Thrones, Parks & Rec, Flight of the Conchords, Louie, Walking Dead, Breaking Bad...
— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) March 30, 2012
Portmanteau Of The Day: Homofessional = Professional Homosexual
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) March 30, 2012
Don't get this Anchorman 2 thing at all. Why would Will (who's a friend) want to make a movie about a sleazy narcissist like Ron Burgundy?
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) March 30, 2012
I want to have lunch with Stevie Nicks - I LOVE STEVIEI LOVE STEVIEI LOVE STEVIEI LOVE STEVIE
— Kelly Cutrone (@peoplesrev) March 30, 2012
I would seriously watch a TV show looking for the country's fastest touch typist.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 30, 2012
Guess what today is?!! #serenafriday
— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) March 30, 2012
i hate chapped lips =[ what an annoying
— Deena Nicole Cortese (@DeenaNicoleMTV) March 30, 2012
98 Degrees reuniting after 10 years for summer tour. Their career has cooled down so much they'll be touring as 98 Degrees Celsius!
— Lisa Lampanelli (@LisaLampanelli) March 30, 2012
Just kidding -- I'm excited about 98 Degrees reuniting for a summer tour. Can't wait to check the schedule at my local bowling alley!
— Lisa Lampanelli (@LisaLampanelli) March 30, 2012
Sometimes I fake ogle older women to make them feel better. That's feminist, right?
— Gavin McInnes (@Gavin_McInnes) March 30, 2012
I'm not gonna sit here & pretend I haven't written fan mail to Jennifer Love Hewitt.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 30, 2012
My buddyinstagr.am/p/Iz-JAEt65k/
— Mike Tyson (@MikeTyson) March 30, 2012
If I win the Mega Millions jackpot I'm changing my name to Fuck You.
— Dane Cook (@danecook) March 30, 2012
Hey everyone who bought lotto tickets, you're not going to win.
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) March 30, 2012