“I never get sick, but I came down with salmonella. I think I caught it because I was handling so many turkeys around Thanksgiving. I was on the ‘Today’ show, I did a number of other [Thanksgiving] appearances. It really hit me hard and I was in bed for days. It was terrible. lost some weight, though.”
Wahh, it’s so hard for Gwyneth Paltrow to be with Chris Martin because they’re both such talented, creative people:
“Probably our artistic temperaments together,” Paltrow said. “Artists are sensitive; there are ups and downs, mood-wise. Musicians need a certain gravitas and focus in order to write. The temperament that goes with someone who is creative can be challenging.”
Drew Barrymore told Ellen DeGeneres today about why she named her daughter Olive:
“I never would have guessed that would have been the name. But I was reading a book with my husband, and I was three months pregnant. They said your baby is the size of an Olive and that was it. We never looked back.”
“I know your life exists solely for the purpose of living and creating drama. It’s a sad way to live. It’s so obvious that you have to constantly mention my wife so people will care what comes out of your mouth. One day when wine and narcissism are not consuming you, you will realize how fortunate the kids are to have LeAnn in their life. She is amazing with them, as the kids will 100 percent attest to. You should be so lucky to one day find someone who will love and respect Mason and Jake as she does. Although, I really don’t know how anyone can put up with your constant bullshit. No wonder you have lost so many ‘close’ friends. Grow up already and for once, PUT THE KIDS FIRST!”
Weight Watchers is not happy about Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy.
Amanda Bynes went out to the club last night and seemed “sad and empty-eyed.”
Cameron Diaz is no longer working with Rachel Zoe.
BFFs Katy Perry and Rihanna are fighting over their terrible boyfriends.
Nas might be paying child support to a child that’s not his.
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds went to Paris, made out.
Katt Williams retired and unretired in the span of a week.
Wendy Williams said today that Beyonce “sounds like she has a fifth grade education.”
Brooklyn Decker will make a guest appearance on New Girl.
Bone Thugs-n-Harmony’s Krayzie Bone will take classes for alcohol education instead of going to jail.
Mike Judge will produce a show about Silicon Valley.
Nina Dobrev & Ian Somerhalder went shopping for Christmas trees.
There’s going to be a Honey Boo Boo “HOLLAday” special.
Anne Hathaway is Jesus.