“I see that my nail polish has offended some of you, however I see your point, but it was a once in a lifetime experience. #MyApologies. Please forgive me for not regretting it, it made me feel like a queen!”
“A very strange thing happened: I had been listening to Motown everyday … So I watched [a Motown documentary] in the car on the way to the airport one night, most of the doc was about Smokey. [Then] on the plane to L.A. I slept the whole way and when we landed I woke up with a smiling face standing over me. He said, ‘Hey, I’m a big fan.’ I just stared. ‘It’s Smokey,’ he said. Six months later … I asked him to sing on one of the songs and he said sure.”
Jennifer Garner shared a tidbit about hubby Ben Affleck’s sperm on Ellen:
“I am not pregnant right now, I plan to be done. But my husband is kind of a wonder sperm kind of guy. You never don’t know. You just have a look at him!”
50 Cent has four easy steps to help anyone stop masturbating.
Kristen Stewart looked good (but maybe stoned) at a fashion show in Paris.
Amanda Bynes pleaded not guilty to her hit-and-run.
The daughter of Gene Simmons performed on X Factor last night.
Justin Timberlake loves tequila, not BBQ.
Here are 30 nearly-naked celebrities for your Thursday evening.
Olivia Munn will have an arc on New Girl.
Some weirdo wrote Scott Disick a letter and it freaked him out.
Martha Plimpton will clean one lucky fan’s house.
More photos of Snooki’s baby Lorenzo.
Suri Cruise already has her own cell phone.
Tori Spelling is back at home following her long hospitalization.
Pauly D wants a girlfriend now that his Jersey Shore castmates are getting engaged.
Stacy London struggled with eating disorders.
Meanwhile, Tom Cruise is oh so lonely.
Kate Gosselin hits her kids, probably.
The restaurant owned by Lady Gaga’s parents apparently ain’t all that it’s cracked up to be.
Dance Moms’ Abby Lee Miller thinks that Honey Boo Boo needs to lose some weight and I am struggling to type this sentence after being overwhelmed with irony.