"I see that my nail polish has offended some of you, however I see your point, but it was a once in a lifetime experience. #MyApologies. Please forgive me for not regretting it, it made me feel like a queen!”
"A very strange thing happened: I had been listening to Motown everyday ... So I watched [a Motown documentary] in the car on the way to the airport one night, most of the doc was about Smokey. [Then] on the plane to L.A. I slept the whole way and when we landed I woke up with a smiling face standing over me. He said, 'Hey, I'm a big fan.' I just stared. 'It's Smokey,' he said. Six months later ... I asked him to sing on one of the songs and he said sure."
"I am not pregnant right now, I plan to be done. But my husband is kind of a wonder sperm kind of guy. You never don't know. You just have a look at him!"
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