If it weren’t already January I think it would be appropriate to say “Those damn Kardashians are ruining Christmas!” The rumor hasn’t been confirmed by Mattel just yet so we can safely assume they’ll be released just in time to ruin next Christmas. That said, don’t you think that Bratz would have been a better choice?
Here’s what we imagine the forthcoming travesty to look like:
Kim (with ample behind photoshopped in), Khloe, and Kourtney
Bruce and Kris Jenner
We turned Scott Disick into a Ken doll…
…even though he is already a living, breathing Ken Doll already — as evidenced below:
- The Trump administration is reportedly considering a set of policies to prosecute parents who illegally enter the US with their children.
- Norma McCorvey, the woman behind the landmark 1973 Supreme Court case, Roe v. Wade, has died in Texas at 69.
- Mark Sanford held a town hall on Saturday that he organized with Indivisible, a group dedicated to holding members of Congress' feet to the fire.
- Donald Glover has been cast as Simba in Disney's remake of "The Lion King."