14 Of Kaley Cuoco's Unique Graphic Tees, Ranked By Authenticity

    How believable are the t-shirts Kaley wears on her day off compared to her real self? A highly serious investigation.

    Whitney Jefferson
    by Whitney Jefferson

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1.

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    What the shirt reads: "Mercury Is In Retrograde"

    Authenticity: Actually, this photo was taken in November 2015 and the mercury retrogrades for that year were January 21st to February 11th, May 18th to June 11th, and September 17th to October 9th. So, no. Mercury was not in retrograde.

    But +1 for the sweatpants, which read "Happiness."

    Believability: 👕 (1 out of 10 emoji t-shirts)

    2.

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    What the shirt reads: "Rosé all day"

    Authenticity: While I totally can get down with this message, something tells me that Kaley Cuoco is not drinking "rosé all day" when she is A. leaving the gym in this photo, and B. has a job on the world's most popular sitcom.

    Believability: 👕 👕 (2 out of 10 emoji t-shirts

    3.

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    What the shirt reads: "No coffee no workee"

    Authenticity: I can't speak to what Kaley has in her Big Bang Theory contract, but I would be seriously impressed if she included a clause that says "no coffee no workee." I also feel for anyone who has to be around her when she hasn't yet had her morning brew.

    Believability: 👕 👕 👕 (3 out of 10 emoji t-shirts)

    4.

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    What the shirt reads: "Hey Sailor!"

    Authenticity: Is there actually a sailor around to say hello to? Does Kaley know any sailors? Did Kaley wear this during Fleet Week? If not, nice try.

    Believability: 👕 👕 👕 (3 out of 10 emoji t-shirts)

    5.

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    What the shirt reads: "I left my heart in fair Verona"

    Authenticity: Sorry Kaley, these aren't Shakespearian times and you're not Juliet.

    Believability: 👕 👕 👕 👕 (4 out of 10 emoji t-shirts)

    6.

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    What the shirt reads: "Lettuce be friends"

    Authenticity: Does Kaley seem like the type of person who is always on the lookout for new friends to you? Yeah, me either. It seems like she bought this shirt for the puns, not the potential new buddies.

    Believability: 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 (5 out of 10 emoji t-shirts)

    7.

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    What the shirt reads: "I just want to drink wine, save animals, and take naps"

    Authenticity: SEE! "Making friends" is nowhere on the list. This *is* her second shirt about wine, though, so it's clear she loves that. Shout-out to the saving of animals!

    Believability: 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 (5 out of 10 emoji t-shirts)

    8.

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    What the shirt reads: "Never ending fun"

    Authenticity: This one is definitely subjective, but I personally don't fully buy it. Just based upon her expressions in half of these photos I'd wager a guess that she's actually fun only about 25% of the time.

    Believability: 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 (6 out of 10 emoji t-shirts)

    9.

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    What the shirt reads: "Happy go lucky"

    Authenticity: As mentioned above, I'm not totally convinced that Kaley is "Never Ending Fun" and I'm not sure about this one either.

    Believability: 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 (6 out of 10 emoji t-shirts)

    10.

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    What the shirt reads: "Just married"

    Authenticity: Unclear. She married Ryan Sweeting on December 31st, 2013 and this photo was taken nearly a year later on December 8th, 2014. So, I don't know, Newlyweds out there: do you consider one year after marriage to still be "Just Married"? Feel free to weigh in down in the comments.

    Believability: 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 (7 out of 10 emoji t-shirts)

    11.

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    What the shirt reads: "Eat clean train dirty"

    Authenticity: This I believe. As a Hollywood actress, there's no doubt in my mind that Kaley "eats clean." However, what exactly does "Train Dirty" even mean? (No, really, I'm asking because I can't imagine anything other than Tough Mudder.)

    Believability: 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 (8 out of 10 emoji t-shirts)

    12.

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    What the shirt reads: "Only you"

    Authenticity: This was taken in October of this year, and she is currently said to be dating equestrian Karl Cook.

    Believability: 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 (9/10 emoji t-shirts)

    13.

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    What the shirt reads: "Giddy up"

    Authenticity: Kaley rides horses in her spare time, so this checks out.

    Believability: 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 (10/10 emoji t-shirts)

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    What the shirt reads: "Love Fool"

    Authenticity: Seems legit.

    Believability: 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 👕 (10/10 emoji t-shirts)

    Honorable mention: this bag.

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    What the bag reads: "Carrying this bag full of shit is my cardio"

    Authenticity: How are we supposed to know what Kaley keeps in her bag? One can assume two pair of twenty pound weights, but who knows, really?

    Believability: 👕 (1/10 emoji t-shirts)