1. Ahoy there! Who’s that on the front of this sea vessel?
2. Alas! It’s young Justin Bieber.
Tipping his hat, no less!
3. But why does he look so sad?
4. What could be the problem?
5. Love? Fame? Fortune? Power? Destiny?
6. Or maybe…
7. …the sun’s just really bright.
- The White House defended rolling back Obama-era transgender protections, with Sean Spicer repeatedly insisting it's a "states' rights issue."
- Recreational marijuana needs "greater enforcement" of federal law, said Spicer, pitting the White House against eight states that legalized its use.
- A researcher with Human Rights Watch was denied entry into Israel earlier this week with the country's government calling the human rights organization "propaganda."
- Beyoncé has pulled out of performing at Coachella, citing doctors' advice about keeping a less rigorous schedule while pregnant 🐝😭