"Hot Booties," For People Who Want Snuggies For Their Feet

Do you have tired, stressed-out feet? Just toss a pair of "Hot Booties" into the microwave and viola! You now look like a sucker dressed in brightly-colored, oversized slippers. Congrats.

Surely, these are the latest and greatest addition to the Hall Of "As Seen On TV" Failures, right?