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    Everything You Missed In The First Episode Of Lindsay Lohan's New Reality Show

    For everyone who missed the much-anticipated first episode of Oprah Winfrey's Lindsay, here's what you need to know.

    Lindsay premiered on OWN last night and we got a firsthand look at what's been happening in LiLo's life since she left rehab last summer.

    The doc begins with Lindsay packing up her things just a few days out of rehab.

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    It is immediately clear that Lindsay has a TON OF STUFF.

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    So much stuff that she found a gown in a box like this:

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    So much stuff that it looks like this in her mom's house when unboxed:

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    So much stuff that she can barely walk around in her hotel room:

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    Lindsay also has a LOT of jewelry.

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    But it's not as much as had a lot more before Alexis Neiers and the Bling Ring kids got their grubby hands on it.

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    Sorry, Alexis Neiers.

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    But at least she found a shirt that said "Fetch" on it!

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    And we learned that you can cut boxes open with knives.

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    Lindsay's little brother Cody looks like this now.

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    They have a special bond.

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    She's also close with her sister Ali, who is now a model that goes by Aliana.

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    Look at how excited she was when she saw her sister walk the runway for the first time:

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    Aww.

    If we learned anything last night, it was that Lindsay is a proud older sister.

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    And that it's hard for her to keep a straight face.

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    Lindsay's mom, Dina Lohan, is really happy that she moved back to New York.

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    Like, REALLY happy about it.

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    But they still have a lot to work out. This was clear when Lindsay found an old journal from rehab and started reading it aloud.

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    But Lindsay hasn't found a home yet. She's currently living in a hotel, which she hates because:

    When apartment hunting as Lindsay Lohan, you hear two things from landlords:

    She feels like a prisoner.

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    But at least she had Dunkin' Donuts and Gatorade in her hotel room at all times?

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    They were everywhere.

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    There are paparazzos that hang outside of wherever Lindsay is staying.

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    They get really excited after getting a good shot.

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    Here's a paparazzo willing to brag about the watch he bought with money from a photo of Lindsay.

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    According to her, their presence prevents Lindsay from going to AA meetings.

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    Lindsay has a lot of factors — including work obligations — that she feels might complicate her sobriety.

    And in this episode at least, her sobriety comes first.

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    Lindsay hates lies, liars, lying, and being a liar.

    Also, putting words in her mouth.

    Because Lindsay still has standards.

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    FYI: This is how Lindsay Lohan looks in glasses.

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    And this is how Lindsay Lohan takes a photo with her iPhone.

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    ALWAYS REMEMBER: Lindsay is not Oprah.

    But she's excited to start her new journey...

    ...so rejoice, because Lindsay is back.

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