1. Chris Rock didn't disappoint as host.
2. He touched upon Black Lives Matter...
3. ...and gender inequality...
4. ...and took every opportunity he possibly could to talk about #OscarsSoWhite.
5. Girl Scout cookies were sold.
6. Mark Ruffalo winked.
7. Henry Cavill smiled.
9. Sylvester Stallone lost.
10. Alicia Vikander showed up looking like Belle from Beauty and the Beast.
11. Joe Biden gave a moving introduction for Lady Gaga's performance.
12. The singer got a standing ovation after a powerful rendition of her song "Til It Happens to You" alongside survivors of sexual assault.
13. ...which ignited online backlash when the song lost to Sam Smith.
15. ...which helped Chrissy Teigen prove that her audience reaction shots won't ever disappoint.
16. Louis C.K. shared a few too-real jokes about the category he was presenting.
17. Michael Fassbender brought his dad to the big show.
18. And Chris Evans brought along his adorably excited sister.
19. BB-8 rolled onto the stage following his friends...
...and we felt just as excited as little Jacob Tremblay.
20. Speaking of Star Wars, Daisy Ridley showed up with Rey's hair.
21. Our boy LEO finally won...
22. ...and Kate Winslet watched like a proud/nervous mother.
And that's everything you missed!
