"Can you do math? My movies have made over 3 billion dollars. The show that I am currently on that I created plays in 120 countries. When did I ever say I wanted to have sex with you?! You appear riddled with herpes n smell odd. I couldn't invite you to one of my three houses I'd be nervous you would steal shit. Erase this number. N stop crying over me n replying... you keep hitting me up even when I treat you like the dumb dumb you are. Take. A. Hint. And a wash."
"I will say that I was approached. But I didn't want to be the Doctor. No disrespect to Doctor Who or anything, I just think that it comes with too much baggage."
WHAT? Peter Capaldi, you better bring it.
"I've gone through a lot of therapy over this... I started thinking about it because I had to prepare myself. I gave myself two years to emotionally let go. At the end of last season, [show creator] Shonda [Rhimes] took me aside and said, 'What are your thoughts?' I said, 'I'm ready.'"
Simon Cowell's baby mama settled her divorce.
Bruce Jenner to Michael Phelps: retire now!
Did they really offer Christian Bale $50 million to play Batman again?
Bret McKenzie will make a Labyrith-style movie-musical.
Stephenie Meyer is so totally over Twilight.
Bam Margera cut some rings off of his fingers.
FYI, Andre Leon Talley does not identify as gay.