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Everyone Is Either A "Mocha Joe" Or "Latte Larry" — Who Are You?

Do tables that rock back and forth in a restaurant bother you?

Do you wish that your coffee mugs would be self-heating?

How important is the quality of your coffee beans?

Are you satisfied with the way that urinals work in a men's bathroom?

Would you like to make changes to the way women's toilets work?

How important is it to have hand sanitizer available in a coffee shop?

Do you think there needs to be a bottle of hand sanitizer at every table?

Like Mocha Joe, you're an intrepid entrepreneur with boundless self confidence — or at least enough to name your coffee establishment after yourself. If the finale of _Curb_ showed us anything, it's that you know how to exact your revenge in a MAJOR way.

Mocha Joe

Like Larry David, you've got a keen sense of what's right and what's wrong in this world. You refuse to take anybody's bullshit. You may have a spiteful streak in you at times, but any revenge you've taken has been (mostly) lighthearted in nature. You love to correct the injustices of the world, and we are all better off for it.

Latte Larry

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Everyone Is Either A "Mocha Joe" Or "Latte Larry" — Who Are You?

If you've been watching the 10th season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, you know that Larry has a new sworn enemy in his life: Mocha Joe.

His hatred for Mocha Joe's low-quality coffee and uneven tables causes Larry to open up a "spite store" right next door called (of course) Latte Larry's.

Which begs the question... are you more like Mocha Joe or Latte Larry?

Everyone Is Either A "Mocha Joe" Or "Latte Larry" — Who Are You?

If you've been watching the 10th season of Curb Your Enthusiasm, you know that Larry has a new sworn enemy in his life: Mocha Joe.

His hatred for Mocha Joe's low-quality coffee and uneven tables causes Larry to open up a "spite store" right next door called (of course) Latte Larry's.

Which begs the question... are you more like Mocha Joe or Latte Larry?

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