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Man Steals Sex Toy While Brandishing Wooden Sword
Sacramento, California -- David William Hadeen, a 36-year-old Sacramento man was arrested Sunday after he entered an adult store wearing a cape, snatched a sex-aid device and waved a wooden sword at the clerk as he walked out with the merchandise.
